{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make the number one disappear?","punchline":"Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!","id":385}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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Alfred George Cyril Michael Nightingale was an English stage, film and television actor. He appeared in 13 of the Carry On film series – the tenth highest number of appearances.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call two barracuda fish?","punchline":"A Pairacuda!","id":225}
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