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\"Don't Tell Me\" is a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne from her second studio album, Under My Skin (2004). \"Don't Tell Me\" was written by Lavigne and Evan Taubenfeld, while it was produced by Butch Walker. The song has been noted as having a \"grungy sound\". \"Don't Tell Me\" was released on March 15, 2004, by Arista Records as the lead single from Under My Skin and peaked at number 22 on the US Billboard Hot 100 that same year. In an AOL Radio listener's poll, \"Don't Tell Me\" was voted Lavigne's ninth-best song.
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